margarita recipe

1 glass Jose Cuervo Margarita mix
2/3 glass Sauza tequila
1/3 glass bols triple sec
2 or 4 glass of crushed ice

blend in blender
make into Cadillac by pouring grand marnier  

The Over The Top Stereo Type News Network

and SNL style skit and ad lib newscast where all newscaster and awful over the parodies of stereo types like: gangsta news, downsyndrome news, WASP news, doochbag liberal news, asians, gays, etc ... 

The Though Criminal (Sci Fi Novel)

The year is 2184.

In "The Thought Criminal" the protagonist is an above average intelligence,(you know the IQ level of everyone that thinks they are smart ;)) out of work devops engineer, that post politically incorrect thought crimes on the internet but alludes imprisonment by having access to an underground dark hacker internet site.  It turns out that the dark hacker internet site is and is runned my artificial intelligence (based on drumpf the twitter bot that mocked donald trump).  the dark web assumes the identity of donald trump. It turns out that Donald Trump has survived in a way that the Egyptian feros and hitler tired for but failed.  As one of an unknown number of patriotic hacker, identity thieves, perverts, gangsters, trolls, the politically incorrect, government spies, and corporate spies and thought criminals our hero has slipped up. He comments on the internet were deemed racist and his bank accounts become locked. His car won't start. His boss fires him. His children and mocked and ridiculed for the sake of cruelty. He ends up in an underground slum in san francisco. living in a camp were brutal criminal games rule. one prison gang is descended from the ISIS movement for 2016.

He makes his living posting mobile device applications and games on the dark web and on the white hat web when he can get away with it.

sf gainst ads

sf giants ad - pagan's day off

pagan has a day off but has to carry a pager incase bothcy needs him ...

american genius

american genius

a trivia game show specializing in American culture.
things like, "Who will paint any car for $45.95?".

baseball trivia.

the concept is to be a retort to jeopardy's alex tribx
canadian bullshit. 

Sci Fi Idea :: The Age of Neros (or In the Year 2222)

The Age of Neros is a Sci Fi novel about artifical intelgence and the battle for transition from human to machine dominance.  3D printing and the first real intelgent and eventually consciuos non-biological systems give rise to a terrible sort of human being.  the teenage male.  as nero's own childhood history shows the teenage male is the most capiable of evil and therefore destruction among the species human.  as in the 1990's and 2000's misfit males would wreck havoc over the rest of the population with high powered firearms for the stupider of the group to computer hacking the realm of young maladjusted males with high IQs.  in the year 2222 the combination of the acceptance of 3D printing as the cure of the deteriorating economies of not only the Western World but of those of China, Japan and India. along with the advent of the first widely available truly intelligent and artificially conscious systems, a new super creep was born.  and there where enough of them to overwhelm any region that they emerged . At first there was the San Bernardino incident.  Where Jeremy Crandon, single-handed, took control of a major US city.  Just under 15,000 people lost there lives in the unwarranted and yet preventable sneak attack launched on Dec 25th 2201.  The battle lasted a full 30 days.  Jermey was able to take control of any automated system sent against him and turn on his enemies with the help his non-biological intelligent system (NBIS).  And in the year 2201 the police and militaries of the world where highly dependent on automated systems and where working on their own NBIS.  

Portland needs a Baseball team

the could be called the Oregon Pioneers :) They could use the corny computer graphics from 'Oregon Trail' video game

when an opposing pitcher gets pulled, the score board would say, "you have died of dysentery" :)