mccovey cove attacks the capitola begonia festival

The floating dome from McCovey Cove hides in the high grass of the capitola lagoon and waits!

morning comes the begonia festival begins. no one notices me as I load up MY FLOAT for the regatta ...
when the first float gets to the bridge I attack and speed out with all water cannons firing!

Comedy act (women jokes)

I always have to laugh when someone says, "women are smarter than men".  it is usually some doochbag white guy that says it or a lesbian that looks like an old doochbag fat white guy.  I laugh because oh yeah Mrs. Einstein would of discovered the general theory of relativity if Albert wasn't always wrestling the chalk away from her and hogging up the chalk board.

tattoo suck

I think tattoos are disgusting.  Its like walking around with a fucking turd on your head but without the flies.