Comdey act

bad names

Broadway show called 'sluts and faggots'
Basket ball team called ' the mother fucking niggers'
cheese called 'squirrel's milk cheese'

skit: mean happy birth day email/message

facebook screen:

aunt dorthy's has a bday!
search for 'beatles happy birthday song'
many are found ... nephew select one at random
and watches the first few seconds and send it.

auth dorthy gets email and watches whole YT vid
at the end of the vid is a pitcher of middle finger
and audio of someone shouting FUCK YOU BITCH
FUCK YOU BITCH EAT SHIT EAT SHIT!


pretty funny

De Ja Vu (Deja Vu) Pretentious `'" all over

Has A&E Cable network been hacked?  I had this strange deja vu tonight where I go to watch "Beyond Scared Straight" and the cable channel 47 A&E Comcast is simply off-the-air ... dead.  Other cable channels are working.  But I experience a DEJA VU.  Maybe deja vu is related to feelings of guilt or may be drinking has to do with deja vu (because I was drinking DUH) ... I maybe a drunk but if you thought to yourself "So you were drinking ... and I judge you to be a bad person then" then you are the stupid one ha ha!

slash mobs / sci fi idea

yes instead of gay ass "flash mobs" gangs began to form "slash mobs". much like the london riots but with a armed population like in the US?

cable to the moon sci fi idea

yep why not hook a cable made of super strong spider mutant thread.

Dennis kucinich war criminal !!!

really! someone on the left should jump up and denounce dk as a war criminal for being a elected official of the criminal government under George Bush !!! That's what I'd like to see on you tube or hell even on snl. get dk to play himself in the parody. just make a big joke of the whole thing.

twist on the death penalty (fiction sci fi)

ok there is this guy.  he is sentenced to death and he is the first death row convict to be executed since the discovery of immortality.  under the current law of the time the prisoner must be executed and then resurrected and turned free ... you died ... you severed your time ... really free no record ... new name if desired.  But someone wants this prisoner dead.  so much so they are arguing that this prisoner's sentence be reduced to life ( practically meaning death by old age)

el egipcio rollerball team from mexico city (fiction sci fi)

el egipcio rollerball team from mexico city ... they look like the king tut character from batman. (this story could be loosely base on rollball).

in mexico city
this story is about the events leading up to the game against the visiting german team from Nuremberg, called "Der Duetcher" Duetcher is american soldier slang for Deuthchlander (what germans call themselves)

this is the only the second time "Der Duetcher" has played in mexico and it is the first time in 20 years.
20 years ago almost the entire "Der Duetcher" team and entourage were murdered by engaged fans and opposing players. the entire incident lasted 2 years and envolved swat/special forces teams from the US and other Western nations Britain, Canada & Australia and loyal mexican police and solders, which suffered the most in these times.

What kind of world is this ... this is a post-Military-coup-in-the-United-States. a world controlled by the military industrial complex, the kind Eisenhower warned against.